For the sake of keeping this blog updated, and for the sake of not becoming slack in achieving my goal of becoming famous, I shall make the best of what I can from these pictures.
One thing that I love about language programmes is that the ladies always outnumber the fellas. I have never felt so motivated to attend classes in my entire life. Seriously, in this (badly taken, over-exposed, undersized) picture we've got...
(from L to R)... a Korean girl, a Chinese-Brazillian girl, an eligible Malaysian bachelor, a Norwegian-Chinese girl, a Dutch-Chinese girls, a Korean-Brazillian girl, a Japanese girl, and an Indonesian Chinese girl. Apart from the large disparity between the amount of guys and girls, this picture also shows that there are Chinese people in every nook and cranny of the globe. Russell Peters is right. You can run and you can hide, but sooner or later, we're going to fuck you.
The only decent picture of one of the girls, Yumiko. Yes, she's Japanese. No, don't let your thoughts stray.
The girl on the left is one of my favourites. Thai/Chinese from France. And at the back is the famous Tiananmen.
After much training, I can tell what most of you are thinking: "Yes Derrick, you really do need mental cultivation."
At the end of each day, I sit by a tranquil lake in Peking University, stare into the calm depths of its water, and ponder... How do I become famous?Up next: No Go Great Wall, Not Good Man.
